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Thursday, 7 September 2017

"My Dad's Trick for Fucking 19 Year Old Women...

The video on this page shows you exactly how I can "read any woman's mind" and immediately know exactly what she thinks about me. I finally put an end to rejection, frustration and getting stuck in "the friend zone".
This is not a gimmick... It's cutting-edge psychology combined with real-world application. I was sick and tired of seeing rich or good looking guys get all the girls... and nothing I tried or found online ever worked. I learned "the hard way" why most "systems" for meeting and attracting women don't work!
Then something incredible happened to me... (watch the video to find out what!) ...and as a result, I discovered a "loophole" in female psychology that allows me to know (and secretly influence) how she feels about me before I make my move. This makes a huge difference!
So if you're ready to read any woman's mind and know exactly what to say to get her fully turned on, then this system is for you. But you have to watch the entire presentation to find out exactly how to do it... and how a couple of other guys have done it as well. This video is only online for a short period of time because you've been selected for a small "test group". So watch it now, while you still can.
Remember: Watch the entire video! The end of it may shock you.

Wednesday, 6 September 2017

#How to Survive a Hurricane: Hurricane Safety Tips Learn How to Prepare for and Survive a Hurricane

Hurricane 
All U.S. Atlantic seaboard and Gulf coastal areas are subject to hurricanes or tropical storms. If you live in a susceptible area, be prepared! Here are official safety guidelines for hurricanes, plus tips on how to survive a hurricane.

What is a Hurricane?

A hurricane is a type of tropical cyclone that can cause torrential rains, high winds, storm surges, and flooding for 2 weeks or more over open water and can follow a path across the entire length of the eastern seaboard, its coastal areas, and barrier islands. According to the National Hurricane Center, a hurricane is primarily defined by its wind speeds, which must be 74 mph or greater (anything less, and the cyclone is classified as a tropical storm).

FEMA Safety Guidelines for Hurricanes

Before a Hurricane

  • Make plans to secure your property. Permanent storm shutters offer the best protection for windows. A second option is to board up windows with ⅝” marine plywood—cut to fit and ready to install. Tape does not prevent windows from breaking.
  • Install straps or additional clips to securely fasten your roof to the frame structure. This will reduce roof damage.
  • Trim trees and shrubs around your home to minimize the risk of broken branches and debris.
  • Clear loose and clogged rain gutters and downspouts to prevent misdirected flooding.
  • Determine how and where to secure your boat.
  • Consider building a safe room.
  • Keep articles in your basement elevated to avoid damage from even minor flooding.
  • Keep a well-stocked Emergency Survival Kit in case you lose power. Think about what you might need if you are isolated for a number of days and must endure a power outage.
  • Fully fuel your vehicles.

During a Hurricane

If a hurricane is likely in your area, you should: 
  • Stay informed by monitoring the storm via radio, TV, and internet.
  • Secure your home, close storm shutters, and secure outdoor objects or bring them indoors. Objects such as lawn furniture, trash barrels, hanging plants, toys, and even awnings can be broken and picked up by strong winds and potentially become a projectile.
  • Turn off utilities if instructed by authorities to do so. Otherwise, turn the refrigerator thermostat to its coldest setting and keep its doors closed.
  • Turn off propane tanks.
  • Avoid using the phone, except for serious emergencies.
  • Have a certain amount of cash available. If power is lost, ATMs may not be working.
  • Moor your boat if time permits.
  • Ensure a supply of water for sanitary purposes such as cleaning and flushing toilets. Fill the bathtub and other large containers with water.
You should evacuate under the following conditions: 
  • If you are directed by local authorities to do so. Be sure to follow their instructions.
  • If you live in a mobile home or temporary structure—such shelters are particularly hazardous during hurricanes—no matter how well fastened to the ground.
  • If you live in a high-rise building—hurricane winds are stronger at higher elevations.
  • If you live on the coast, on a floodplain, near a river, or on an inland waterway.
  • If you feel that you are in danger.
If you are unable to evacuate, go to your safe room. If you do not have one, follow these guidelines: 
  • Stay indoors and away from windows and glass doors.
  • Close all interior doors—secure and brace external doors.
  • Keep curtains and blinds closed. Do not be fooled if there is a lull; it could be the eye of the storm—winds will pick up again.
  • Take refuge in a small interior room, closet, or hallway on the lowest level.
  • Lie on the floor under a table or another sturdy object.  

Recovering from Disaster

Recovering from a disaster is usually a gradual process. Safety is a primary issue, as are mental and physical well-being. For specific health, safety, and rebuilding guidelines regarding recovery, please see the FEMA Web site. 
For more on hurricanes, see common hurricane facts and questionshow to measure hurricane strength, and a list of hurricane names for the current year. Also see How to Survive a Tornado and How to Survive a Flood.

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Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA)
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Monday, 4 September 2017

The best new phones coming soon in 2017 & 2018 Review in Nigeria

The Note 8 announced last week and the Xperia XZ1 and LG V30 announced today are among the best phones we've seen this year, but it's not the last. Should you wait before you upgrade? Read the latest news and rumours on the best new phones launching in 2017 and early 2018.





  • Apple iPhone 8 - September launch
  • LG V30 - 31 August launch
  • Samsung Galaxy Note 8 - 23 August launch
  • Samsung Galaxy S8 mini - launch TBC
  • Samsung Galaxy S9 - 25 February launch
  • Sony Xperia XZ1 - 31 August launch
  • Google Pixel 2 - September/October launch
  • Motorola Moto Z2 Force - 25 July launch
  • Nokia 8 - 16 August launch
  • Xiaomi Mi Mix 2 - launch TBC
The best new phones of 2017 and 2018 will offer faster performance and longer battery life. Some will use the new Snapdragon 835 chip for which headline performance figures include 25 percent faster graphics rendering and half the power consumption compared to the Snapdragon 801.
You can expect this processor to be paired with at least 4- but potentially as much as 8GB of RAM, a minimum amount of 32GB of storage, extra-large Quad-HD screens and class-leading cameras.
We've already seen some great smartphones announced earlier this year, including the Galaxy S8 and S8 Plus, LG G6, HTC U11Sony Xperia XZ Premium, Xiaomi Mi6 and OnePlus 5. These are all now on sale, so we have removed them from this article. However, here are some more great phones coming in the next 12 months, including the Note 8 that was announced last week, and the LG V30 and Sony Xperia XZ1 announced this morning.

Apple iPhone 8




Apple is set to go big on the iPhone's 10th anniversary, which could go some way to make up for 2016's relatively minor upgrade. A combination of design and hardware changes should make the iPhone 8 the most radical new iPhone to date when it launches in September 2017. Also see: Best Phone Deals
The iPhone 8 could be the iPhone with which Jony Ive finally gets his own way: an iPhone that resembles a single sheet of glass with an edge-to-edge OLED screen.
Other rumours suggest the iPhone 8 will feature wireless charging for the first time, and possible biometric features such as facial recognition or iris scanning. It'll run the Apple A11 processor and motion co-processor, and be devilishly fast.
The iPhone 8 will almost certainly launch beside an iPhone 7s and iPhone 7s Plus, but it's the former everyone is most interested in.
Click here for more iPhone 8 rumours.

Google Pixel 2




The next Google phones are said to include waterproofing and an improved camera that excels with low-light photography, as well as a curved screen and the Snapdragon 836 processor.
The key difference between the two is expected to be screen size and resolution, with the larger Pixel XL2 featuring a 5.99in Quad-HD screen and the smaller Pixel 2 a 4.97in full-HD panel. The XL2 should also feature 6- rather than 4GB of RAM.
We know that the new Google phone will be the first to run Android O, for which the public beta is now available and the final release could be here as early as next week. The second-gen Pixel phones won't be available until late-September/early-October 2017, however.
Read more Google Pixel 2 rumours here.

LG G7




The LG G6 (pictured) hasn't been around for long but there are already some rumours emerging about the next model.
It's thought that the firm will release the LG G7 as early as January 2018 pegging the launch at CES 2018. This would give it a head start against major rivals such as the Galaxy S9.
Another rumour suggests that LG is already wroking with Qualcomm and the G7 will be the first with its new Snapdragon 845 processor.
Read more about the LG G7 here.

LG V30




While we wait for the LG G7, the company has announced its V30 at IFA 2017. It's another FullVision Display phone, this time with a 6in screen, yet at 158g it's much smaller than you'd expect of a device with such a large display.
The V30 runs a Snapdragon 835 processor with 4GB of RAM, and has a dual-camera with a large f/1.6 aperture. You could say it's the phone the G6 should have been.
Available in South Korea from 21 September, other markets should follow soon after.
Read more about the LG V30 here.

Microsoft Surface Phone




Surface Phone rumours have been few and far between, leading some to think it's nothing more than a myth. But Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella recently raised the expectations of fans by saying that a Surface Phone could be "the ultimate mobile device".
Should it truly exist, the Surface Phone is expected to arrive in 2017 with a 5.5in Quad-HD AMOLED display, 4GB of RAM, 64- and 128GB storage options (with microSD support), a 64-bit Intel processor and 21Mp rear- and 8Mp front cameras. The Surface Phone could also get a Surface Pen and a USB-C port.
Read more about the Surface Phone.

Motorola Moto G5s & G5s Plus




Most of the phones in this list are here because they are the 'best' in the sense that they have the best screens or most powerful performance or crazy cameras. The Moto G5s and Moto G5s Plus earn a place on this list for being the best value.
Announced on 1 August 2017, the G5s and its bigger brother are special editions of the G5 and G5s that were released earlier this year. The exact release date has not been confirmed, but we know they will go on sale in early August, costing £219 and £259 respectively (the Moto G5 costs £179 and the G5 Plus £249).
A more premium design with a metal unibody is the first difference you'll notice in the new Moto G5s. Inside the battery capacity has also been increased, and the camera upgraded from 13Mp to 16Mp with PDAF. The screen has also been bumped up to 5.2in.
The Plus model has also had something of a redesign, and you'll now find dual 13Mp cameras at the rear and a new 8Mp camera at the front, complete with an LED flash. Its screen also sees an upgrade, now at 5.5in.
Read more about the Moto G5s and Moto G5s Plus.

Motorola Moto Z2 Force




The Moto Z2 Force was announced on 25 July 2017, and scheduled to go on sale in the US on 10 August. European availability will come later in 2017.
The Z2 Force is a tough smartphone with a ShatterShield screen and Quad-HD 5.5in AMOLED display. Just 6mm thin it has a good-looking metal shell, though unfortunately one that lacks a headphone jack.
Two 12Mp cameras are found on the rear, while inside is the hardware you'd expect from a flagship: the Snapdragon 835, 4GB of RAM (likely 6GB in the UK) and 64GB of storage with microSD support.
Read more about the upcoming Moto Z2 here.

Nokia 8 & Nokia 9




Nokia has finally announced its 599€ Nokia 8, which will go on sale in September. But there was no announcement for the Nokia 9, which is expected to be the more exciting of the two with an 18:9 display.
The Nokia 8 is built for content creators, with Car Zeiss cameras, a 'Bothie' capture mode that captures the full picture by combining front (13Mp) and rear (dual-13Mp) cameras, and Nokia Ozo audio recording.
Nokia phones are different to rival Android phones in three main ways: through Nokia's relentless focus on the everyday experience; through its premium design and build quality; and through its use of the purest version of Android you have seen, with monthly security updates, fast Android platform updates and the implementation of the Google Assistant across the range.
Read more about the Nokia 8 and Nokia 9. Also check out rumours on an upcoming Nokia 2 and Nokia 7.

Samsung Galaxy Note 8




Samsung announced its Note 8 at an Unpacked press conference on 23 August. It's available to pre-order now, and goes on sale on 15 September at £869.
As we expected there's a 6.3in Quad-HD SuperAMOLED Infinity Display with support for the enhanced S Pen stylus - this now has improved pressure sensitivity, a refined tip, allows you to create, edit and pin notes to the Always-on display, and can translate entire sentences, units and currencies.
The Note 8 is also the first Samsung flagship to offer a dual-camera, with twin telephoto and wide-angle 12Mp lenses that both offer OIS.
Key specs include the Snapdragon 835 processor, 6GB of RAM, 64GB of storage with microSD support, IP68 waterproofing and a 3,300mAh battery.
Read more about the Galaxy Note 8 here.

Samsung Galaxy S8 mini




Samsung hasn't produced a mini version of its flagship S-series handset since the Galaxy S5 mini, but with the new Galaxy S8 and Galaxy S8+ larger than ever customers who want a compact but high-performance smartphone are not satisfied.
Rumours suggest a Galaxy S8 mini with a 5.3in screen (that feels much smaller given the curved edges), Snapdragon 840 processor, 4GB of RAM, 32GB of storage and an iris scanner is in development in Korea. Such a device has recently popped up on Geekbench too, suggesting a launch could be imminent.
Read more about the Galaxy S8 mini here.

Samsung Galaxy S9 & Galaxy S9+




We're now into the second half of 2017, which means we're starting to see rumours of new devices that will rock up in early 2018 too. The Galaxy S9 and Galaxy S9+ will be the biggest and baddest of the lot, continuing to perfect what have so far shaped up to be the best phones of 2017.
New in the Galaxy S9 and S9+ is likely to be the 7nm Snapdragon 845 or 8nm Exynos 9810 processor and dual-lens rear cameras, plus fingerprint scanners embedded into the Infinity display.
Performance will definitely get a boost, and we might see Samsung finally go above the 4GB of RAM seen in the company's previous flagships. The design is not likely to change significantly, and hopefully neither will the price.
We expect to see a March 2018 announcement for the S9 and S9+, though the earliest they could make an appearance is ahead of MWC on Sunday 25 February.
You can read more Galaxy S9 rumours here.

Samsung Galaxy X




The bendable phone will finally become a reality in 2017 if rumours are to be believed. Samsung is allegedly going to ship 100,000 units of its Galaxy X fold-out phone in the third quarter of this year, though expect it to be expensive.
The Galaxy X, previously known as Project Valley, is thought to be a smartphone with a dual-screen (one on each side) that folds out to reveal a 7in tablet. An 8in tablet that folds up into a 5in phone has also been rumoured.
Read more Samsung Galaxy X rumours here.

Snapchat Smartphone




Okay, let's be honest here, we're not actually entirely convinced that a Snapchat smartphone will ever exist, let alone become a reality in 2017. We think it more likely the company is working on a connected camera, but there is certainly talk of a Snapchat phone.
Should a Snapchat smartphone come to reality it will likely be the ultimate selfie phone, and perhaps the first phone to feature a 360-degree camera.
Read more Snapchat smartphone rumours here.

Sony Xperia XZ1 & XZ1 Compact




Sony has at IFA 2017 announced two new flagships, the 5.2in screen Xperia XZ1 and the smaller 4.6in Xperia XZ1 Compact. Both have flagship specs, including the Snapdragon 835 and 4GB of RAM.
While neither boasts a dual-camera, full-screen display or other forward-facing tech, they do have some interesting features including an HDR screen (XZ1 only), high-res audio support, stereo speakers and high-quality 19Mp cameras.
Both are available to pre-order now, with the XZ1 shipping next week and the Compact some time later in September.
Read more about the Xperia XZ1 here.
Read more about the Xperia XZ1 Compact here.

Xiaomi Mi Mix 2




Xiaomi CEO Lei Jun recently confirmed that the company would work once again with designer Philippe Starck to create the successor to the revolutionary Mi Mix 'bezel-less' phone.
Xiaomi hopes to design a phone that has a screen that entirely covers the front of the device. Plus it could be the first Chinese phone with no physical buttons.
Read more Mi Mix II rumours here
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Sunday, 3 September 2017

“The 20 Best Things to Do and See in and Around Abuja” Review of Abuja

The 20 Best Things to Do and See in and Around Abuja”
Reviewed 24 February 2005
Many who have worked or lived in Abuja have found the city difficult, boring, and frustrating. Well, yes, it is all of that, but if you have to live in Abuja, there are actually many things to see and do, if you don’t mind facing some danger and frustrations. I like Abuja, but I like Africa in general. If you decide never to leave the city, there are also options: only bowling alley in West Africa, best golfing outside South Africa, and pool bars at many hotels to sun yourself or drink yourself silly.

The 20 Best in Places and Activities in and around Abuja (in my opinion):

1.) IBB Golf Course. I was a member, and recommend becoming a member to anyone living in Abuja (about US 2K to join then annual membership of about US 700 for unlimited golf). The course has 18 beautiful holes (long front 9 and challenging back 9). Great driving range, short game area, and great terrace with the best view in Abuja. The food is so-so, but the drinks are cheap and you could sit on the terrace for hours with friends (did many times). The Sunday brunch is nice. There are two tennis courts, golf pros, great caddies, and a really nice atmosphere.

2.) The Hilton pool, gym, and Fulani Bar (largest hotel in Africa). The Hilton is a nice place, not world class, but good for Nigeria. The pool is a great place for kids (kiddie pool, and water toys in big pool). You can do laps in the morning. The gym there is good, with cardio and weights. If you join (about US 700 a year for the family) the gym, you can use the pool, squash courts, tennis, and volleyball. The Fulani bar has passable food and has poolside service; great festive Sunday atmosphere.

3.) The Mediterranean Hotel (near ECOWAS). This is a nice place for the younger crowd and for fun. Abuja’s only swim-up bar with strong drinks. The restaurants are pleasant and the nightclub has one of Abuja’s better sound system and ambiance. The hotel does a great outdoor BBQ on weekends. Rooms are nice and safe. Close to Cherry’s II bakery for sweets and bread.

4.) The Hash House Harriers Run/Walk. Every other week on Saturday afternoon, meeting at the Hilton parking lot (check in the Hilton gym for announcement or ask an expat). The Hash House Harriers are often the best place to meet people in foreign places. The Hash, will not get into the history, is basically a run or for less athletic, brisk walk, to points throughout Abuja. It could be a run in the bush or a jaunt around a housing estate. Great bargain, about US7 for the run, and chop afterwards (all the beer and food you can drink and eat). Plus there is normally a sponsor who throws in a tee shirt and door prizes. Meet all kinds of locals and expats. They also do an annual run up Aso Rock—big rock in Abuja.

5.) The Dome (on airport road). The Dome is new to town with bowling alleys (only bowling in West Africa), pool tables, video games and several restaurants. Great for kids.

6.) Grand Square Supermarket (near main Mosque). This place came as a great relief to expats in Abuja. It is new—French owned—and has some of the best bread outside Paris. The ice cream is a favorite for all in Abuja, there is a nice restaurant with a great view upstairs. The prices are high—like all in Abuja—but the meats and cheese selection is the best in Abuja. Amigo’s supermarket also deserves praise for its service and selection.

7.) Chase Restaurant Terrace (near Sheraton). I watched riots from the terrace and entertained many guests at Chase. Chase is consistently a favorite place for both expats and Nigerians. Great food, great management (Joseph Dogo, manager is a real pro). Their Sunday brunch (Lebanese and Chinese) is the best in Abuja. Cherry’s bakery downstairs has the city’s best pastries.

8.) Yankari National Park. The Park is an easy 7 to 8-hour drive to the east of Abuja. I recommend leaving at around 8am, stop in Jos to see the National Museum, have lunch at the Ceder Tree restaurant (good Lebanese and African) then make it to the park in late afternoon. Take a plunge in the Eden-like Wikki Warm Springs and spend two days viewing animals and nature.

9.) The Durbar in Kano: Kano is an easy 5-hour drive north from Abuja. The Durbar is held twice yearly. It is just amazing and a must for anyone staying in Nigeria. The Emir of Kano’s (traditional Nigerian ruler) subjects pay homage to the Emir during this religious holiday. Literally thousands of horsemen in beautiful garb parade through Kano’s streets. Stay at the Prince Hotel and enjoy.

10.) Kano City itself. I love Kano for some strange reason. You can easily spend two to three days tooling around town. It is an old city with interesting things to do and nice restaurants. Tough dirty, it is manageable. Stop in Zaria City on the way and see the Sudanese mud architecture, city walls, and old mosque—it is enclosed in the new mosque. Check out Zaria’s colorful Emir’s palace.

11.) Suleja (35 kms away from Abuja on the Kaduna road). Suleja is home to Zuma Rock (the rock on the back of the 100 naira note (money)). It is worth a look, see the haunted, abandoned hotel next to the rock. In Suleja, there are pottery stores. Suleja is famous for its glazed pottery. About 90 minutes from Suleja is Gwara Falls, great day trip to falls, take picnic, though no swiming due to water borne diseases.

12.) Jos or Kaduna (both three hours drives from Abuja). These two cities are day trips or overnights from Abuja. Jos is stunning; sitting in Plateau State. There are several waterfalls on the road from Abuja to Jos. In Jos, see the museums. Stay and eat at the Cedar Tree. In Kaduna, well there are a few museums, nice public parks, and some good restaurants. Like Royal Garden hotel for a night or two. Unicorn Chinese in the Hamdala Hotel is excellent. The French Café and Biblos are very good restaurants.

13.) The People, Nigerians. Ok a plug for Nigerians who have made Abuja their home. Nigerians are often called the Americans of Africa; they are a feisty bunch, and I learned a lot from them. Abuja is an expensive and complicated place for Nigerians. Many have moved in to find some type of work with government or live off family members who have found jobs. Take a trip to a satellite town and see how many people exist. Conditions are tough, and volunteering to work at an orphanage or tutoring school kids can really get you in touch with Nigeria’s crushing poverty, yet resilient people.

14.) The British Village and British Council. The British village (must pay for membership) has a really nice restaurant and relaxed weekend atmosphere (when non-British can go there). Good food and drink. The British Council has a nice library and internet connection. It also has a great terrace restaurant.

15.) Tour the National Assembly. Well there are no formal tours; I don’t think Nigerian elite in general want school children seeing what they actually do in the Assembly. You can however contact a Senator of Assemblyperson; just ask someone who may know one. It is interesting to see this building and talk with these democratically elected officials. Actually, many are impressive and even with the problems, Nigeria’s democracy is taking root.

16.) Happy Hour and Steak at the Sheraton Hotel. The lobby bar has one of the few happy hours in Abuja; drink a few, then head to the hotel’s great steak restaurant, pricey, but most expats are making a lot of cash.

17.) Waikki’s Restaurant (near Sheraton). Ok, this is my favorite place for drinking and eating. Great Indian food and cold, cold beer. Honorable mention goes to great ambiance at the Thai restaurant and its terrace and the outdoor courtyard at Ali’s place at El Bacha, great place for a large group for Lebanese mesa.

18.) The Best, Best African Outdoor Place (near Kaduna). Ok, this is a bit tricky, but on the road from Abuja to Kano there is a great place that few expats stop at; they should. Once you leave Kaduna on the Zaria road, the rest stop is about 10kms north of Kaduna’s market, right before the first old tollgate outside Kaduna. Just ask in Kaduna or on the road. The place has an excellent African/Lebanese place with great roasted chicken and fresh squeezed OJ. There are about 15 meat salesmen (stalls) cooking anything from heart or liver to mutton. The Hausa people are known for their mutton so grab it here. Otherwise try the restaurant. Really one of the only places with clean bathrooms in northern Nigeria.

19.) Fabio’s Hair Salon. Everyone in the expat community in Abuja knows Fabio or ask the concierge at the Hilton or Sheraton. He is Italian, but spent most of his life in Nigeria. The Italians were big in construction and even had their own school in Jos. Fabio is expensive, but many swear by him and his staff. Get your nails done, hair set and just talk. Honorable mention goes to the Lebanese barbers who come to your house. Just ask a Lebanese, barbers in Lagos, Abuja, and Kano will come to your house or hotel. Also there are several masseuses in Abuja, ask expats.

20.) Bush Bars and Life Camps. There are many small bars in town or a short drive outside town that normally serve roasted meats, fish and cold beer; try the bar near the British High Commission. There is also Berger Life Camp, home to Berger Construction people (they do a monthly BBQ, have good German food on the weekend). They also do an amazing Christmas event a few weeks before X-mas. They turn their compound into Christmas village, complete with German food and beer, crafts, a cooler container where they serve warm, spiced wine. Berger also employs many Filipinos who cook up great food and make excellent crafts. Not to be missed. PW life camp has a Irish pub and pub grub.

Enjoy, and if you find something good, post it to this site.
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“A visit to Abuja.”
Reviewed 3 December 2004
Your journey to Nigeria must begin with more than the usual preparation. The timing of your trip (best during the dry season months of November to February), your City of arrival and thoughts about your transit from airport to your destination in the city, expectedly preoccupy you till you safely arrive at your destination.
You see, it 's widely known by Nigerians that the best 'travel guide' to Nigeria, is to seek the counsel of a Nigerian. If you're a first-time traveller to Nigeria, do not underestimate the value of this advise.
Most nigerians will inform you rather casually and with great humor about the best ways of keeping safe and enjoying your stay there.
A couple of quick tips to get you started;
If you must visit Nigeria from Abroad, I advise traveling through Abuja. Almost decrepit as the International airport may seem to the Well travelled visitor, it is much safer and the wear-and-tear on you as you navigate yourself through Immigration is less. You can actually expect to take a Taxi into Abuja city from the airport (which is a good 20 miles from the city, and cost- abt $16), uneventfully.
Do change the equivalent of $100-200 into the local currency-the Naira, while in the airport lounge!
Abuja needs to be unfolded slowly, this town is quite friendly, but as usual, it is always advisable that ALL foreigners in Nigeria keep to the usual tourist trail. You cannot afford to be as adventurous as you would be in , say , any European city, except in the company of a Nigerian who knows his way around. If for any reason, you find yourself in an uncomfortable location, look for a taxi or take the ubiquitous commercial bike and get to the nearest central location.
The hotels mentioned on this site represent the very best hotels in Abuja and Nigeria. I feel it's unfair to to recomend only 5 star hotels for the visitor to Abuja. Though prices are usually safe guide to location and consequently safety, there are some very good budget hotels in Abuja. I have stuck to one of them Opposite the National War college-Afri Hotel (very clean, large rooms at a good value-approximately $50-70 for a double airconditioned room).
I stay here because it's opposite a military installation (no god-fearing Nigerian criminal plys his trade near a military facility), and in an 'administrative ' section of the town. There are so many others better than the Afri, with comparable prices, sprinkled around the Central area of the City.
If you do not have a designated hotel before you arrive Abuja, by all means, let your first port of call be the 5 Star hotels mentioned on this Website. It is dangerous to drag a travel case about any town in Nigeria, especially if you are caucasian, or do not 'look Nigerian' even Abuja is not exempt form this caveat. The Locals would never do this, so you should not.
Eating out in Nigeria is essentially a touch-and-go affair. Again, do not be too adventuresome, for continental European Cuisines, Visit the restaurants in the Larger hotels, or very infrequently, a Chinese restaurant if so inclined. Foods are generally spicy, and will take some getting used to. Fast food and pastry shops are generally easily accesible and safe; they include Mr. Biggs, Tantalizers, Tasty Fried Chicken chains.
Bacterial gastroenteritis which can cause severe life threatening diarrhoea and vomitting is endemic. Drink only bottled water, except you have stayed in Nigeria long enough to have acuired some immunity to locally endemic pathogens.
Finally, most Nigerians will go out of their way to assist a foreigner, a courtesy they do not nessesarily extend to fellow Nigerians, Walk around Abuja and enjoy the cheerful glances, the frequent offers of assistance and ready smile from the locals. Haggle for the best prices at most Craft shops. Conversation is usually conducted a higher decibels than you may be used to, just shout back always with a smile, it's all good fun.
Try out your 'Pidgin' English speak by retorting to an enquiry about your welfare, thus;- 'Well done O, my broda (or sister), how ya body, now?'( 'Hello, my brother/sister, hope you're well?'). Thereafter, assure yourself a place in the afterlife and acquire good Karma by generously giving to the beggars you'll most definately meet. Enjoy Nigeria...in the company of a Nigerian!
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Wednesday, 30 August 2017

The 50 Other Things You Hear At Every LGBT Party

You can sum up every gay party broadly into two categories: free flowing boys, and free flowing cocktails. What else is there to life, you ask?
Great vibes, endless pitchers of sangria and pretty boys aside, each soiree is also a bundle of sassy one-liners and anecdotes — ones that you’d be (most definitely) lending a ear to, when you are not lending a cigarette to the hot boy across the dance floor. We’ve already swept through 50 of such well-worded gems at a previous party; but there’s always space for more, just like there’s always space for that one last drink. Are you ready to put the contestants on RuPaul’s Drag Race to shame?
Here are 50 other cult lines you’ll hear on your way to the bar, as you push your way through a gaggle of sequined men at the next LGBT rager:
1. ‘I’ll have a regular beer. Do you have change for 2000 though?’
2. ‘I should have just come straight to the after party…’
3. ‘But wait, there is an after party, right?’
4. ‘Oh damn! Hide me! I hooked up with that guy two weeks ago, and I don’t want to say hi!’
5. ‘Can you make me a vodka soda with four cubes of ice? Hold the soda…’
6. ‘If I stand right next to the bar, do you think someone will buy me a drink?’
7. ‘Why were you in the bathroom for so long?’
8. ‘He’s not my type, you can have him,’
9. ‘Oh wow! Can you believe it? He really looks nothing like his Grindr profile picture!’
10. ‘Today’s guest list is like my Grindr screen, you know what I mean?’
11. ‘Next time I come here, I am going to get a straight friend along so I am not the most awkward person in the room…’
12. ‘Hold my drink? I heard that the smoking zone is where all the cute boys are…’
13. ‘They really need to hold these at a different club — I feel like I’ve embarrassed myself in front of all the bartenders here…’
14. 'I am scared to go the restroom! Maybe I’ll just hold it in…’
15. ‘Okay, just because you are in a relationship doesn’t mean you need to have your blinders on like a horse! Do you see the open buffet that I do?’
16. ‘I am telling you! He was definitely wearing the same clothes the last time around.’
17. ‘I think I need a shot of tequila to calm my nerves, okay, make that three shots of tequila…’
18. ‘What’s this I heard about you planning to call it a night and leave early? The party’s not over till they hand out the plastic cups!’
19. ‘Umm, I’ve been waiting here for like five minutes for my drink…heelllooo?’
20. ‘Umm, I don’t want to sound awkward, but is your Grindr name TheExcalibur by any chance? You look really familiar!’
21. ‘I only came to this one because it was 15 minutes away….’
22. ‘If his pants get any tighter, he’s going to need some surgery.’
23. ‘When was the last time I saw you? At Fashion Week two months ago? Why didn’t you come say hi? I was right by the bar!’
24. ‘Can you split that on two credit cards?’
25. ‘I can’t wait to get into a relationship just so I can stop coming to these gigs, to be honest.’
26. ‘Hi! Can I buy you a drink? No? Your friend, maybe?’
27. 'I can’t believe he just called me bro.’
28. ‘Is it too soon to ask someone if I can bump a cigarette off them?’
29. ‘Oh wait! I don’t remember if I’ve slept with him or not…should I go and say hi?’
30. ‘Are you serious? Who comes to these alone?’
31. ‘I might have gone overboard with the pre-gaming. I am feeling slightly sick. Why didn’t you tell me that chugging that entire bottle of wine was a bad idea?’
32. ‘I am just going to find myself a corner and make fun of everyone else here…’
33. ‘I don’t know whether I am drunk or not, but I feel like I need to tell you that I’ve never had an orgasm.’
34. ‘I can’t believe I went on a two day salt cleanse for such a dull night, but tell me – can you see my cheekbones? Do they look like they can cut through glass?’
35. ‘I can’t believe I had to go through three hours of grinding for another night on Grindr.’
36. ‘I don’t know whether it’s the techno music, the lights or my gin and tonic, but I really feel like the bartender was hitting on me right now.’
37. ‘How many calories do you think a glass of sangria has?’
38. ‘Did all the hot men collectively decide to sit this one out?’
39. ‘On a scale of 1 to 10, how "effortlessly put together" do I look?’
40. ‘If he’s a seven on the dance floor, he’s most definitely a nine in bed…’
41. ‘I am going to play a game where I count the number of people who I’ve blocked on Grindr.’
42. ‘This crowd is so 2012!’
43. ‘That man in the corner looks like my math professor from school... oh wait, hold on… OH MY GOD…it is my math professor from school!’
44. ‘Who cares about Section 377 when all the boys out here are elevens!’
45. ‘My beer goggles are definitely not helping tonight.’
46. ‘Who calls them beer goggles? Call them Scotch sunnies or gin glares, maybe?’
47. ‘Seriously, does anyone know where the after party is?’
48. ‘There are more gay men here than the ZARA clearance sale!’
49. ‘Do you have any idea what the DJ is playing? He’s cute though…’
50. ‘I think I said hi to him twice tonight — do you think he’ll think I am hitting on him? Is it okay if I am hitting on him?’

Illustration courtesy Amrai Dua

6 tips to manage sugar level during this festive season

The festive season is on the horizon and celebrating festivals in India without some signature lip-smacking food is forbidden. The diverse cuisines and their flavours add a distinctive sense of happiness which can never be substituted. The best example is our strong bond with sweets. Can you imagine Ganesh Chaturthi without Modaks, Christmas without fruit cakes or Diwali without any kind of dessert?
However, diabetics often have to stay clear from the sweet and sometimes the savoury part of the celebration but not anymore. Being a diabetic doesn’t mean you have to comprise your celebrations. All you need to do is prepare a plan in advance and take few precautions, so your health doesn’t go for a toss.
Here are six simple tips that will not only help you celebrate without any comprises but also
. ensure you don't harm your health.
Eat smaller portions
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All of us are guilty of pigging out during festivals! It’s a vicious yet delicious cycle that can send your sugar level in a frenzy. Eating a huge portion of food in a single sitting can significantly increase your sugar level, and the best way to counter this is to eat smaller portions at regular intervals. This will help you stabilize your sugar level and keep your metabolism kicking.
Obtain a monitor to check your blood sugar
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This is the simplest tip out of the six. A blood sugar monitor will let you know your blood sugar level and accordingly you can choose a suitable meal option. If the monitor indicates your sugar level to be on the higher side, then choose a healthier meal option. Similarly, if your blood sugar level is low then indulging a little more wouldn't be a bad idea. A blood sugar monitor will be a great tool for planning your meals and help you in maintaining a stable blood sugar level.
Eat carbs in moderation 
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Carbs such as white bread and pasta are essentially refined sugars which quickly turn into glucose in your system and that in turn raises your blood sugar level. If you have a sweet tooth, then a yoghurt and fruit parfait will be a much better option than a bread pudding. You see, fruits are unrefined carbs which are absorbed much slowly by your body compared to refined carbs and that helps slow down the process of carbs turning into glucose.
Make sweets at home
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Making sweets at home rather than buying sweets might not be the easiest option, but it’s certainly the healthiest. Deep friend sweets not only contain obscene amounts of sugar but also increase the cholesterol deposit in your body. Hence, preparing desserts at home using natural sweetening alternatives like jaggery or honey should be your preferred option.
Exercise as frequently as you can
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Ok, let’s be honest. It’s the festive season and there might a moment or two when you indulge a little more than you would have desired but that’s absolutely fine. All you need to do is exercise frequently to offset that extra kaju katli. When you exercise your heart beats a little faster, and you breathe a little harder. Exercising makes your muscles use more glucose from your body and over time it can lower your blood sugar level.
Opt for a healthier cooking oil
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A lot of cuisines made during the festive season use generous amounts of oil. But that doesn’t mean that you have to completely cut those fluffy puris off your diet. The solution? A healthy cooking oil. We recommend using Fortune VIVO Diabetes-Care Oil during the festive season as well as on a day-to-day basis. It has the goodness of sesame lignans and gamma oryzanol and has been developed through years of meticulous research and development. These research papers have been published in prestigious journals like ‘The American Journal of Medicine’ and ‘Journal of Clinical Lipidology’. It is clinically proven to manage blood sugar level and has two more benefits that are improving blood insulin sensitivity and high blood pressure.
Maintaining your sugar level during the festive season might as well be the plot for the next Mission Impossible movie but you know what happens in the end. A little pre-planning, few precautions and a little help from Fortune VIVO Diabetes-Care Oil is all you need for a scrumptious celebration.

7 Simple SEO Hacks for Non-Techie Bloggers

BlogHer Original Post
Want to be an expert in SEO but you don’t know where or how to start? Start simple with these hacks from SEO expert and author Stephan Spencer who co-presented with his daughter Chloe Spencer at BlogHer17 in the highly acclaimed session SEO: Search Engine Algorithms. Stephan was kind enough to write this up for us so we could give more SEO information to the community at large. Take it away, Stephan!
Maybe you thought you’ve done what is needed to SEO your website. Maybe you even did all the “easy” stuff: good keywords that suit your niche, an XML sitemap, optimized titles and copy. But nothing seems to let you get past your competitors in Google search results for your keywords of choice.
You find yourself asking what to do. You don’t want to go through all the work again and wait for some unknown period of time to get results. In short, your time and resources are limited. Is it even possible to do a few tweaks on the existing blog you’ve created?
Lucky for you it is. The following hacks I have are made for SEO beginners and these hacks don’t cost a lot or require extensive work. Curious? Let’s start then.
1.     Link to your most important blog posts from your home page
Barring some unusual circumstance, Google considers your homepage as the most important page of your blog and has the most voting power. When you link from your homepage, you send a strong signal to Google that the particular post is very important. Yet, most blogs only link to the 10 most recent posts and not to the all-time top performers.  This is a big missed opportunity.
Which posts should you feature on your homepage? The ones you most want to rank! Aside from the category navigation that serves as a great pathway into your archives for Google, a leaderboard or list of most popular posts can provide a nice shortcut for both your readers and for Googlebot. In short, feature your best stuff! Resist the temptation to just stick these links in your footer, because footer links aren’t valued as much by Google.
2.     Be aware of your image size
One thing that will annoy your readers to no end is a long wait for the page to load. One of the most common culprits is large image sizes. So remember to compress your images to the smallest file size possible that still looks good on the screen. I’ve seen images as big as 6mb on the homepage. Crazy! Slow pages will hurt your rankings and your conversion.
Use WebPageTest to check the file sizes of your images. When you find overly large images, simply resize them in your favorite photo editing app and upload them again.
3.     Check for Links Leading to 404s
Did you know that 404 error pages can be bad for your SEO? That’s because 404 pages are a dead end for PageRank. In other words, any links to your site that point to a 404 error aren’t counted as votes by Google.
To check for 404 pages on your site and any links associated with them (internal or external links), use Google Search Console. If you have an externally linked page that is a 404, fix it, quick! Fortunately, recovery on link equity and/or traffic happens pretty fast, so this fix is a no-brainer and soon you should start seeing results.  
To do this on Google Search Console:
  • Go to Crawl > Crawl Errors > Not Found.
  • Click on each URL returning a 404, choose the “Linked From” tab, and it will show you the URLs linking to that error page.
  • If it shows links, whether external or internal, place a 301 redirect to the 404 URLs to the next best page on your site which you feel is the most relevant. An easy way to add the redirects is with the Redirection plugin for WordPress.
There are many other cool tools you can use to reclaim your broken links, such as Link Research Tools’ Link Juice Recovery Tool and Ahrefs’ Broken Links report, but for SEO newbies, we’ll keep it simple for now.
4.     Leverage your off-site content that is not published on your blog
You may have garnered online exposure by being featured on a popular website,  perhaps in the form of a post, video or podcast. While the exposure to a new audience is great for brand awareness, when it comes to SEO, there is really not much benefit unless the content itself has links directing back to your blog.  Take HuffPost, for example. If you contribute there, not only will the links contained within your post not count for SEO, the post itself gets “noindexed” by HuffPost and doesn’t show up in Google or in HuffPost’s own search engine. Why even bother writing for them? I’ve stopped – ever since they migrated to “direct to publish” last year and instituted their contributor-unfriendly “noindex” policy. More on the ins and outs of contributing to other sites and the SEO implications in my article here.
The best option in my opinion, from an SEO perspective, is to have your best content first on your own blog. You can also syndicate that content on other blogs, but not right away. When you repost, make sure there’s a link not only to your blog’s homepage, but also to the original post. That will help Google ascertain that your blog is the original source for the post, thus sparing you from Google’s duplicate content filter.
5.     Keep up with the social trends to find valuable keywords
Be the first to discover a valuable keyword before your competitors by staying up to date with conversations and activity on social media and forums. Even though a keyword is not directly related to your blog, as long as it is within your niche, take advantage of its trending status by incorporating it into a blog post. For example, a crochet blogger could have written a humorous post about “covfefe” and tied it in with crochet, when that first appeared in Trump’s Twitter stream. Perhaps crocheting a covfefe-branded scarf and photoblogging a pic of it with an invitation for others to crochet covfefe-branded items and submit photos, then you’d publish a compilation of these contributions as a follow-up post. This is called “newsjacking” and it works like a charm! Another great service to help with the newsjacking ideation process is Buzzsumo.
By staying one step ahead of the trends, especially in your niche, you are in a great position to not only help your blog rank, but to already have the answers to the questions people will be searching for.
6.     Enrich your snippet for better SERP listing visibility
Which ones of these snippets look more credible?
At least for me, it’s the one with the star ratings and the vote numbers. Think of rich snippets as icing on the cake. Sure, first page rankings are super, but what makes them extra sweet are rich snippets. It really draws the searcher’s attention. Recipes can have an image thumbnail, cooking time and calories. Events can have the date and location. Products can have price and stock availability.  And so on.
How do you attain rich snippets? By using Schema.org markup. If you’re using WordPress, there are some helpful plugins to assist with the “marking up” of the appropriate elements in your posts, so I’ll just direct you to a helpful tutorial here.
It goes without saying that you should be writing enticing meta descriptions and title tags that make your search listing stand out in terms of the words that you display. If you haven’t done that yet, well then you need to get right on that!  Bear in mind that meta descriptions aren’t used by Google in its rankings algorithm. What you are trying to accomplish with the meta description is to write something compelling that draws in the searcher to click on your listing instead of a competing listing.
While on the topic of snippets, I can’t resist telling you to look into “featured snippets” as another great SEO opportunity. Those are the answer boxes at the top of the search results that preempt the first organic listing. So it’s essentially ranking at position #0. That’s sounds even better than ranking #1, doesn’t it? Well it is! Winning featured snippets in Google is outside the scope of this article, as it’s a little complicated, but I have a nice primer on it here if you’re interested.
7.     Don’t reinvent the wheel – see where your competitors’ best links are coming from using link analysis tools.
Links from authoritative and trusted sites are critical to high Google rankings, but acquiring these can be a challenge. One relatively easy thing that you can do is find sites that link to multiple competitors of yours. These are called hubs. A hub is a site that links to the top blogs/sites in a given niche. You can find hubs using Majestic’sClique Hunter” or SEO Profiler. Since they are already linking within your niche, it should be an easy sell to  get them to link to you as well, assuming you have great content that’s on par with the sites you are competing with.
By analyzing from where your competitors are acquiring their links, and approaching those sites as well, you are skipping a lot of the grunt work in link building – namely the finding of sites to target for link outreach. Your competitors have already done the hard work for you of identifying the sites. Now you just need a great pitch for why you deserve a link too. More on that process in chapter 7 of my book The Art of SEO (download the chapter here).
Want an easy next step and didn’t make it to my session at BlogHer17? Watch the recording of the session here.


Thursday, 6 July 2017

Adesua Etomi Poses With Samurai Sword, Banky W Reacts

Nollywood Actress, Adesua Etomi has been casted for a new role in a Movie titled "MUNA".


She was pictured wielding a Samurai Sword. Her husband, Banky W lauded her while comparing her to Veteran Hollywood actress, Angelina Jolie


NEWS VIA: http://www.jamienaija.com/2017/07/adesua-etomi-poses-with-samurai-sword.html?m=1



Monday, 20 March 2017

For Guys The most common lies women tell their boyfriends and husbands Seven out of every 10 women are guilty of these lies.


Women and the lies they tell
Women and the lies they tell


Lies are common to humans – everyone does it every once in a while, and to varying degrees.

According to Uwanma Odefa, women have  a special set of lies they tell, and below are five of the most popular ones.

1. Money does not matter

While it is true that money is not the primary reason why women enter into relationships, it is still untrue for them to say that money does not mean much to them.
The vlogger believes that every woman desires the comfort that money brings; and while they might be willing to stick with their men when things are a bit rough, it still does not make it a valid statement when such women say that money does not matte to them.
play I've only been with three guys... (Nairaland)

2. I have a headache

This is a classic one that is always used by women to avoid sex.
In order to bruise a man’s ego or bring about feelings of being rejected, women would say they have a terrible headache when their partners try to initiate sexual content with them.
Some even go as far as saying they are observing a fast...
play Really spiritual lies (DoYouYoga)

3. I don’t know

Women always know, Uwanma says. So when you ask your girl about something and she says she has no idea about it, “chances are that  [they] do know, but [they] do not want to say it.”

4. I’m fine

When women say they are ok, they usually aren’t.
Women would rather pretend all is well, instead of opening up on a matter that could potentially make their partners feel bad.
play Women would say they are good, when infact they are not (SABN)

5. My body count is three

On an edition of her vlog where she shares her thoughts on ‘Love, Life and Everything in Between,’ Uwanma says women always reduce the number of guys they’ve been to a figure their new partners can ‘deal with.’
She explains that when women downplay the number of their previous ‘sexcapades,’  it is in order to soothe the ego of their partner who might have issues coming to terms with the exact number, and relating with them normally without comparing himself to those past lovers.
It’s often not about the woman being ashamed of herself, she says.
Watch Uwanma in the video below for more...


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